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Only in Tel Aviv…

נכתב על-ידי DuVash ביום שני, 20 אוגוסט 2007 בשעה 17:45

יש דברים שקורים רק בתל אביב..
למי שלא מכיר, הרשימה, מתורגמת לאנגלית..

***English post***

…finally, and that too isnt really in English, it’s translated.
I came across this famous list today, and thought Hmmm maybe I'll translate it for my friends out there…

 

1. Only in Tel Aviv you have to pay city taxes even if you live on a bench




2. Only in Medina square you can see people walking in Armani suits, and poop in their hands




3. Only in Tel Aviv 3 year old children can say Passiflora - Passion Flower




4. Only in Tel Aviv a squared building and a rectangle building considered a wonder




5. Only in Tel Aviv you go on a crazy roller coaster at a theme park, but fear bombings




6. Only in Tel Aviv city hall closes at 14:00 but your car can get towed at 2am




7. Only in Tel Aviv drugs are easier to find than a parking space




8. Only in Tel Aviv you stand an hour in the rain just to get into a club that til yesterday was a garage




9. Only in Tel Aviv people don't have a car because of traffic and lack of parking, but won't go on the bus because of bombings and mugging




10. Only people in Tel Aviv still think someday they can go swim in the Yarkon again




11. Only in Tel Aviv a tiny apartment, over populating, and air pollution are considered "High quality living" ..Right




12. Only in Tel Aviv you can see Jerusalems (Yes, I have invented a word…) happy




13. Only in Tel Aviv its easier to find whole whit bread with blueberries than plain bread




14. Only in Tel Aviv you people will look at a missing persons photo, and laugh at what
    they wear




15. Only in Tel Aviv the Electric garden has no electricity, the Dolphinarium has no
    Dolphins, and the Hope neighborhood has no hope




16. Only in Tel Aviv Shimon Peres has been winning the elections for the last 20 years




17. Only people who live in Jafa still think they're a part of Tel Aviv

 

And now, just for the fun of it, some pictures of out beloved city
Because we do love it… with all thats said up there, this is our NY, it is the center - where everything happens.

* All the pictures brought to you from the site Tel Aviv in Focus

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