Smoke'N'Pride 4.0

אוף כמה הלבן לבן הזה עושה אותי מאושרת! תנו לי עודדדדד!
הנה כמה דוגמיות נחמדות מהסופות של שבוע שעבר
חלק מהצפון, חלק דרום, חלק מירושלים… תודות ל NRG, YNET, וחברים טובים..

קצת תמונות קיטש בשביל ההתחלה…

רחבת הכותל מושלגת

תמונה שגורמת לך לרצות לאמץ פרה..

מצודת הורדוס (ההרודיון) בגוש עציון מכוסה בלבן

תמונות מושלגות - היום שאחרי בערד

הרים הרים ושלג..

ואם כבר בדרך, אז גם נאחל יומולדת שמח לקלינגר, שחוגג היום את היותו כמעט זקן
אז שיהיה לו המון מזל טוב וחגיגות ושמחה, וכמובן המון ברכות וחום ואהבה ממני.
כן, זה הכי חשוב, ברור!

וכמו השלג - עד שנה הבאה…

והנה עוד משהו חמוד, כרגיל המבחנונים הקטנים האלה באדיבות דולב

והרי התוצאות…!

My score on The Song of Ice and Fire House Test:

House Lannister

(72% Dominant, 45% Extroverted, 54% Trustworthy)

Confident. Dangerous. Unrelentingly sexy. The master of all you survey, you are of House Lannister.

You are a dominant personality—and how! When someone asks “and who are you, the proud lord said, that I should bow so low?” your response is probably, “FUCK YOU! I’m a fucking LANNISTER, that’s who the HELL I am!” And then you’d pimp-slap them with your golden hand. All joking aside, you view leadership as your natural, god-given right; it is a trait, just like your golden curling hair and irresistible sex appeal. It’s who you are—a Lannister.

You are introverted, meaning that you prefer to keep your ambitions and devices to yourself. Unfortunately, your personality is so vivacious that (despite all your intended secrecies) you are still a very obvious person. Though no one knows what avenues you will travel, your destination is clear to all. And of course, yours is a road to greatness! You have a magnetic, polarizing personality: people either love you or hate you. They also probably find you exceedingly intimidating. Their fear is probably well-placed.

Finally, you are trustworthy. Does this surprise you? Remember your unofficial motto: “A Lannister always pays his debts.” Though you enjoy keeping secrets and playing games, everyone knows you are a major player. Underhanded tactics are so expected from you that they don’t particularly count as untrustworthyness—it’s more of a family legacy than a choice. Your promise is as good as the gold that you shit.

Representative characters include: Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, and Tywin Lannister

Similar Houses: Greyjoy, Stark, and Targaryen

Opposite House: Tyrell

When playing the game of thrones, you play it balls to the wall.

Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test
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*הערה: הטקסט לא ייושר לשמאל מכיוון שלאחר חצי שעה של ריב עם הקוד המזורגג הזה נשברתי.
יש דברים שהוא מוכן לעשות, ויש דברים שלא כלכך - אז ככה זה ישאר.

** And in English: The text brought to you here is not aligned to the left for the simple reason that after a half an hour fight I have given up and decided this is the best its gonna get (Yeah, it looked worse) so Ha!

יש דברים שקורים רק בתל אביב..
למי שלא מכיר, הרשימה, מתורגמת לאנגלית..

***English post***

…finally, and that too isnt really in English, it’s translated.
I came across this famous list today, and thought Hmmm maybe I'll translate it for my friends out there…

1. Only in Tel Aviv you have to pay city taxes even if you live on a bench




2. Only in Medina square you can see people walking in Armani suits, and poop in their hands




3. Only in Tel Aviv 3 year old children can say Passiflora - Passion Flower




4. Only in Tel Aviv a squared building and a rectangle building considered a wonder




5. Only in Tel Aviv you go on a crazy roller coaster at a theme park, but fear bombings




6. Only in Tel Aviv city hall closes at 14:00 but your car can get towed at 2am




7. Only in Tel Aviv drugs are easier to find than a parking space




8. Only in Tel Aviv you stand an hour in the rain just to get into a club that til yesterday was a garage




9. Only in Tel Aviv people don't have a car because of traffic and lack of parking, but won't go on the bus because of bombings and mugging




10. Only people in Tel Aviv still think someday they can go swim in the Yarkon again




11. Only in Tel Aviv a tiny apartment, over populating, and air pollution are considered "High quality living" ..Right




12. Only in Tel Aviv you can see Jerusalems (Yes, I have invented a word…) happy




13. Only in Tel Aviv its easier to find whole whit bread with blueberries than plain bread




14. Only in Tel Aviv you people will look at a missing persons photo, and laugh at what
    they wear




15. Only in Tel Aviv the Electric garden has no electricity, the Dolphinarium has no
    Dolphins, and the Hope neighborhood has no hope




16. Only in Tel Aviv Shimon Peres has been winning the elections for the last 20 years




17. Only people who live in Jafa still think they're a part of Tel Aviv

And now, just for the fun of it, some pictures of out beloved city
Because we do love it… with all thats said up there, this is our NY, it is the center - where everything happens.

* All the pictures brought to you from the site Tel Aviv in Focus

I saw this Ultimate Lesbian Survey in Livejournal and I had so much fun answering it that I wanted to post in here
Lucky you..

** אזהרה לכל הנוגעים בדבר - פוסט יחסית ארוך, ובאנגלית - תתמודדו **

1. Are you sure of your sexual orientation? Or are you confused?:
Pretty damn sure..

2. Are you open with your sexuality? Or is it a secret?:
Pretty open.. If someone asks I'll answer it, or I say things like "me and my gf..",
but wont go to people saying "hey, I'm gay" (nice rhyme though)

3. Who was the 1st person you told that you're a lesbian?:
Ummm don't really remember "coming out" to anyone..Squaredevil was the first I talked to about those feelings,
then my best friend Marti, but I really didn't feel any need to specially inform anyone of that.

4. Is your hair short, medium, or long?:
Long

5. Would you ever shave your head?:
Nah.. Thought about it back when I had short hair, I know it would fit, but the growing-it-back part is going to look awful
- so no.

6. Do you own anything with the Gay Rainbow on it?:
Ooh well after this last Pride Parade I own a cool pride tie, and a flag.. I think thats it..

7. Do you consider yourself a Stud, Androgynous, or Femme?:
Well Im not that girlie.. Not that butch either.. Does Tomboy count?

8. What type of females are you most attracted to?:
Mmmm I love them strong, I love seeing the power in their eyes.. The eyes would usually be blue, light colored hair at most. Must have toned body, even if theres some fat on it I can see if you have some muscles under there or not, and the body shape of a person who works out.. mmm to drool.. She wouldnt be a Femme, more of a Tomboy like moi.
I used to define all of that as "Ice Bitch"

9. What FAMOUS Lesbian is your favorite?:
Katherine Moening

10. Do you like watching The L Word?:
I do, but they get worse as the seasons go by..

11. What is your favorite lesbian movie?:
Dont think Ive seen one which is that good yet..

12. Do you have any Pride tattoo’s?, if not, would you ever get one?:
No pride tattoos, just a regular one, tribal, and if I get more tattoos they would probably be along that line.
No pride tattoos for me

13. Do you go to Gay/Lesbian clubs?:
Sure, if I go out I usually go to something like that. Ofcourse I go out once a month or 2 (pathetic) so I dont know if that counts.

14. Would you ever be a Drag King? (If you're not already):
lol I can try.. I look good in a tie

15. What name would you go by if you did do Drag?:
Lem the mighty…?

16. Have you ever been mistaken for a Male?:
Hehe when I was a kid I was mistaken for a boy… but it’s been a really really long time since I was last mistaken for one

17. Would you ever have a sex change to become a Male?:
Thought about it, but love being a woman too much. Besides, all those hot lesbians wont like me if Im a male, so what have I accomplished?

18. How do you feel about Homophobia?:
Same as I feel about stupidity

19. How do you feel about Gays/Lesbians having children?:
No different than I feel about heterosexual parents having children. If you'll love them, if you can provide for them, if you feel you can make them happy - go for it.

20. If it were legal, would you marry another Female?:
Sure. Setting aside what I think about marriage in general - of course I would.

21. What FAMOUS lesbian singer do you like the most?
Sarah Bettens ( K’s Choice)

22. Have you ever attended a Gay Pride Festival?:
Every year, even before I knew I was gay.

23. Do you wear make-up?:
Nonono

24. Do you carry a wallet?, or a purse?:
Nope.. I either have my backpack for school\work, or I take my c.c and my driver license from my wallet and put them in my pocket. Hate carrying around stuff, thats what pockets are for

25. Do you wear Male clothes?:
Hehe just give them to me. If you have it in my size I'll take it! Give me baseball shirts, ties, jackets, suites, always loved them. I actually hate womens clothing (atleast the version of it here - pink fluffy yucky things)

26. Do you prefer wearing cologne instead of perfume?:
No real preference – whatever smells good. I go with perfume mostly but thats because Male perfumes (yeah cologne cologne) don't smell that good on me.. I'm left with sniffing them from whoever comes around

27. Do you have several piercings & tattoo’s?:
Used to have 6 piercings, now none, and one tattoo - hopefully more to come

28. Do you have a crush on a female celebrity, if so, who?:
Eh not really.. Maybe the mom from Heroes (Strong Icy blond - just the way I like em), and Jennifer Connely

29. How did your parents handle you telling them about your orientation?:
They didn't care much, they are good that way. My mom smiled and my dad didn't really say much about it. They're totally fine with it.

30. Do you have more Gay/Lesbian/Bi friends than you do Straight friends?:
Nope. Got about the same amount (and thats only cuz more and more "straight" friends of mine find out they're gay in the last few years)

31. Have you ever been gay bashed?:
Nope

32. Did anyone stop having contact with you after you came out of the closet?:
Hell No

33. What is your favorite gay/lesbian quote?:
“What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?…SINGLE”

34. Do you believe you were born a lesbian?:
Yes and no. I believe we are all a combination of nature and nurture and it’s hard to break it down
and determine which parts of ourselves come from which element.

35. Are you proud? Or ashamed of your sexuality?:
Very proud.